Gobert Signs with Vance and Hines Ducati (for real)
aka Ben Bostrom's life gets a bit more complicated

My sources say that Anthony Gobert somehow beat back the assuredly excruciating pain of his injured neck and was able to sign a big-dollar Vance and Hines Ducati contract today.

Rumors of an Anthony Gobert action figure in the next VHR catalog are unfounded.
--Dean Adams