From the 'headlines you thought you'd never write' file ... very well-placed information is floating through the Birmingham airport this morning conveying that long-time bachelor Miguel DuHamel asked his nearly equally long-time girlfriend, Linnea, to marry him last night. No, really.

She agreed and a wedding will take place 'later'. They do live in Vegas, after all, so outwardly it would seem simple to just jump in the NSX and have some Elvis impersonator make it legal at any moment.