2009 World Superbike Silly Season: Starring Mr. Clean & Gumby by jim mcdermott
Friday, September 19, 2008
We run the above WSBK footage as it is the most amazing wet weather riding we've seen since Scott Russell won Loudon in 1993.
The 2008 World Superbike season is winding down, with only 3 more
rounds left to go, assuming the Portuguese race at Portimao goes
ahead as planned. All year long, there has been conjecture about who
will replace (as if anyone could) Troy Bayliss at Xerox Corse Ducati.
Some of the names banded about included Max Biaggi, Shane Byrne, and
Chris Vermuelen. The latest rumors indicate that Nori Haga has locked
the ride, which on the surface seems a huge surprise, given Haga's
strong ties to Yamaha.
If Haga does indeed switch to Corse Ducati, they both will have made
a very smart choice. Nori has won four races this year, including a
double victory at the Nurburgring. He was fast on the Renegade Koji
Ducati 999 in 2004, and was in the Championship hunt until the very
end of that season. Haga is beloved in the WSBK paddock, with a well-established work ethic and known for his good sense of humor. He's
gotten close to grabbing the #1 plate many times, but seems to lack
consistencysomething needs to change. Xerox Ducati Corse team
manager Davide Tardozzi is known for extracting the best from his
riders, using flowers & candy (or a pair of pliers) if need be. Under
Tardozzi's guidance, and with Corse Ducati behind him, Haga might
finally lift the Championship Trophy which has eluded him for so
long. But will Nori open himself to guidance, and be able to
withstand the iron will of Tardozzi?
The pairing seems far less risky than if Max Biaggi had made the move
from Sterilgarda to the Xerox ride. Many paddock insiders were sure
that Tardozzi/Biaggi would have been as entertaining a bout as
Foreman/Ali's "Rumble In The Jungle". Neither men became famous thru
compromise; Biaggi can be very demanding of his crew, and Davide
would not tolerate any condescension. Despite a full season of
chatter about Biaggi making the move to the factory Ducati team, it
now doesn't seem likely to happen. Max has had an OK season on the
satellite 1098R, but hasn't won any races on the bike yet, and is
currently seventh in the Championship. A stronger performance would have
made the choice between Haga and Biaggi a more difficult one. So
where will Biaggi end up now? Will he stay on the Sterilgarda
satellite bike for another season, on a package he knows is inferior
to the Xerox machine? You could probably fill a, uh, diaper with
Biaggi's enthusiasm for non-factory rides.
Haga's move to Ducati opened a seat which was quickly filled by
rising British Superbike star Tom Sykes, who impressed in wildcard
rides at Brands Hatch and Donington park. BMW has expressed interest
in current Yamaha pilot Troy Corser, as he would surely be an asset
setting up their new S1000RR superbike. However, Yamaha will want a
mature rider to nurture Sykes and develop their new R1, so one would
expect them to try to retain Corser. Let's not forget that he has yet
to win a race for YMC, despite trying for two years. A big paycheck and
a new bike might be very attractive, plus its a no-lose situation for
Corser: no one will be expecting wins from a first year bike & team.
If he does win, he'll look like a hero. Of course, if Aprilia does
come to WSBK in 2009, they'd likely also be interested in Corser, who
finished third and fourth on the old RSV twin in 2000 and 2001,
respectively. Corser told Soup in 2004 that the Aprilia was the best
bike he'd ever ridden, but his potential was limited by Aprilia's
choice of Dunlop tires instead of the de rigeur Michelins. Alex
Hoffman has been developing the Aprilia and he too could end up as
one of the factory entries on the new V4.
Ruben Xaus, confirmed at BMW for 2009, crashes a lot less these days,
possibly because he's been financing his own equipment. He isn't
known as a development rider but there's always a chance that he'll
spit the dummy and either win, or crash and turn a S1000RR into many
small piles of S100RR. Elsewhere, Regis Laconi, winner of the 2008
Mr. Clean look-alike contest, has stated he will leave PSG-1 Kawasaki
as he does not believe the machinery is competitive. Where he'll end
up is anyone's guess, although he also rode for Aprilia in both WSBK
and MotoGP. Over at Ten Kate, they now run three bikes in the SBK class;
Kiyonari looks set to stay after his mid-season performance
improvements. One has to wonder if Kenan Sofuoglu will keep his ride
after a dismal 2008 switch to Superbikes from 600 Supersport. Carlos
Checa is rumored to be on the short list for Jorge Martinez's
Kawasaki Aspar MotoGP team, if the bike is made available. This could mean two
open seats at Ten Kate, one of the most highly desired rides in the
WSBK paddock. Who will end up on those machines?
Over at Alstare, Neukirchner is signed for two more years, and Fonsi
Nieto brings the lion's share of non-Suzuki sponsorship dollars to
the team, so it's doubtful Alstare would want to lose him. Yukio
Kagayama is loved by the factory, but his rollercoaster results,
frequent crashes and subsequent injuries seem to be taking their
toll. There are only so many times you can get thrown down the road
at over 100 miles an hour before your skeleton "does the Gumby"...at
Miller, he looked 20 years older than we last saw him at Valencia in
2005.
Anthony West and Sylvain Guintoli will probably lose their rides in
MotoGP, so there's a good chance they'll end up in WSBK. Shane Byrne
may make the switch to WSBK after his almost certainly guaranteed
victory in BSB. HM Plant may well be returning from the British
Superbike Championship, and then there's the entry of US Boulder
Motorsports Ducati teamwill Jake Zemke be moving his family to
Italy? With so many slots open, new manufacturers and teams entering
competition, riders are doing the Ozzy Shuffle full time from garage
to garage.
However things play out, the World Superbike Championship will look
very different in 2009, and it will surely need a boost, with Bayliss
retiring. Hopefully, Soup will be at the final WSBK race in Portugal,
as the paddock will surely throw a massive party for him...even Gumby
and Mr. Clean will be there.