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A Giant Bag of SWAG/Rossi/Ducati Haiku Contest. We Have a Winner
by staff
Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Rossi waves goodbye to Ducati and the most difficult period of his career. Here are the Soup Army Haiku submissions for this image.
image by a camera

Reader Tom Crisman wins the GIANT BAG OF SWAG for his submission in the Soup Rossi picture Haiku contest.


A Spring full of hope.
But,The Doctor felt a draft.
Grasps for old blue coat.

--Thomas Crisman

Squint a little and this GIANT BAG OF CRAP is like a tote that Rossi might have Uccio might carry for him if he needed to do a sleepover or something. It's huge, and filled with shirts, hats, books, stickers and a Dani Pedrosa flash drive (you're welcome).
image by a phone.

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The Soup inbox was stuffed with many notable entries in this contest. Thanks to all that entered. Here are several more than we found interesting:

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Ride on proud red Duck
Still your beating heart once more
Now friend becomes foe

Eric Snow

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Red seemed so perfect
Red works well for the reckless
Not for The Doctor

-- Jeff Fearnow

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wave breaks upon me
receding, returning spent
my hands in pockets

-- Jims Email


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Talent Eclipsed, Ambition Intact
The Prince Departs
In Search of Symmetry

-- Alan McPhee

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Failed experiment
Wounded pride and bitter taste
Prodigal son smiles

-- Dean Pariseau

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Skyrockets in flight
afternoon delight
when it's right it's right

-- Doug Kruse

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Bologna's worn thin
Sushi never looked so good
Tired of eating crow

-- Kingston Zellich

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expectations high
sPEEding into the east wind
wets yourself yellow

-- Glen Brach

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Wave from the saddle

Farewell not to Ducati

Take your shadow home

-- Curran Champitto

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To be one
Speaking of how
Is only chatter

-- Dan Vukobrat

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For sure was hard year
For sure Rossi is angry
This is the races

-- Brent Arnold

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GOAT legend adieu.
If I never tried, I may
have waved past Ago

--Jim Weatherhead

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Before Italian rider
Joined Italian bike
He could reach outside the frame.

-- Jablonski Tony

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Ciao Ducati fans.
Thanks for the humility.
Believe in Hayden.

-- Ben Weinhold

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Like A Failed Marriage
Raising My Hand In Defeat
Return To Lover Scorned

-- Dennis Chung

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Goodbye red devil!
I cannot take Nick's settings?
Jorge my good friend!

-- Taylor Collier

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What was I thinking?
A radio company?
Twelve seconds, too long

-- Kris Douglas

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Damn the winless years

Ago's record gets reprieve

Ciao Ducati, Ciao.

-- Mike Golden

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The Doctor tried his best
Only Stoner could tame the beast
Tail between his legs

--Glenn Cirlincione

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Don't ask me about
How my talent disappeared
It doesn't ride red.

--Brent Billock

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Shielded frustration

Front numb, rear stiff, Filippo!

Vanish, precious time


-- Bruce J. Koehler

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I took my amazing skills
To finally prove that
Stoner is extraordinary

-- John Little

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First full of promise
But time stands still
In hell

-- Don Macqueen

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He pulled on its peg,

Pride of Italy is red

Farewell to that dream

--dave santelik

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With a simple wave

Casey has humbled the GOAT

Don't forget taxes

-- Scott Ahlskog

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You say yes, I say no
You say stop
And I say go, go, go

-- Bob Nevola

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My home land called me
I rode the beast with two backs
The Doctor is out

-- Bill Stroup

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Ciao Ducatisti.
Humiliation humbles.
Believe in Nicky.

-- Ben W

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What could have been

What never was

Back to the M1

-- Rox F

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Sweet Valentino

Your eyes like those of a tiger

Farewell Ducati

-- Rachel van Dyke

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Match made in Heaven?
The Doctor and a red Duck.
Time for a divorce.

-- Leroy Island

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Ducati no work

Not arrive first position

Now I kick Lorenzo's ass

-- Doug Story

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Rossi is the GOAT

Ambition outweighed talent

Stoner gone fishing

--Neil Shinton

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Adieu Ducati

It has been fun, not really

Off to win with Yam

-- Lewis Naya

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Curse of the red bike

Tarnishes rep of the GOAT

Best pay cut ever

-- Brian Whipple

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Life was good for a time in Minato:
Yet, far too long in Bologna;
Long for the tuning forks of Iwata.

-- Tony Parsons

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Uccio come push
Jerry tear the motor out
Now we fly down hill

-- Ruprecht Newman

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Vroom vroom people, sigh
To Ducati i say bye
Cross plane crankshaft, HI!

-- Jason Van De Vente

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Ducati devastates. . .

Yamaha rejuvenates

The champ must retaliate

--Randy Smith

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Two years time my country cried
Progress was made so I can now take one hand off
to wave goodbye


-- Tad Tassier


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orange has no rhythm or rhyme
forty six to reprove himself all
stubborn blue be new again

-- Dale thorsen

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Rossi Forty-Six
Ducati dream in tatters
Back to Yamaha

-- Bryan Waters

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winter test quickly knowing
seasons pass like decades
autumn relief joy returns

-- Wils Corrigan

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I signal for you.
Please pass cleanly on the left.
Uccio, the car!


-- Unsigned

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A dream is denied
A new dream on the horizon
Championships calling

-- Michael DiDonato

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A long dry season

Forty-six has seen the dark

I will fly again


-- Sam Gibson

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An Italian Din

A Contract So Lucrative

Check Clears Quietly


-- D Jensen

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Has it been two years
Just a bad dream Italy
Can the phoenix rise

--Ariana Tkachuk

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A-star gp gloves
They bind the ring and pinky
Hard to flip the bird

-- Ray Lee

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The Hero Unsure
Steed or Valor uncertain?
Eyes a new epoch

-- Bill Gillis

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Goodbye to destiny

The Autum of a once great warrior

Spring brings Winter


--Darrin Gauvin

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The bike beneath me,
Flew like a wounded duckling.
One more shot to prove.

-- J. Douglas Logston

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A Dream Team stumbles

Awkward lovers push and pull

The nightmare over

-- Andrew Benack

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Grass always greener
Until one crosses the fence
Welcome back old friend

-- Keith G

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No more Vale of tears
ducati now sad
Forker tuning blue

-- James Pedemonte

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I came a hero...

Career after Ducati?

Hope I'm the second.

-- Todd Murray

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Rossi on Red Bike

Racing against no one

Good-by Slow Red Bike

--Alexis Glugoski

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Two long years wasted
No front tire feeling red bike
Good luck to you Ben.

-- Hisahiro Myojin

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more wins than Rossi
sitting on my Ducati
viva bag-o-swag

-- Mark Reckin

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Rossi, Ducati
Parting is pure happiness
Hello Yamaha

-- Christine Lehner

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Wind blows through fingers.
No longer god, but mortal.
Reach for win. No get.

-- Steve Eickhoff

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Valentino, the GOAT,
bids farewell to Ducati,
now, back to winning.

-- Geoff King

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Vale and a bright red Duc
Burgess in tow too
Ambition outweighs talent

-- Rob Farrell


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More career wins to come
goodbye to sleepless nights
hope it was the bike

-- Chris Ruper

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So long, Ducati,
No can ride it like Casey,
Jorge, please help me.

-- Justin Waller

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Vale comes to desmo
No man can tame this machine
Laughs Casey Stoner

-- Anthony Rosati

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Triumph expected
Some battles the dragon wins
Bacon saved by three forks

-- Mark Redhead

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Rossi Rides Red! Fates
Align! Pope Weeps! Fanboys pop!
Two years and naught. Ouch.

-- Andy Landolt

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I got it! I got it!
My next book is gonna be called
"I wish I had NEVER tried! "

-- Jim Hughes

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A Spring full of hope.
But,The Doctor felt a draft.
Grasps for old blue coat.

-- Thomas Crisman

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ENDS

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