"Yes, honey, I AM at the oil change place getting your oil changed! No, I'm not at the racetrack ..."

This grips me more than would a muddy old river
Or reclining Buddha
Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it ....

"American culture"; the original oxymoron?

Who turned the temperature up?! It's supposed to be set at 68!

See, this is the mentality at Yamaha: even though their bike is an near unmitigated disaster they still go to great lengths to make sure no one can see how big of an unmitigated disaster it is. Meanwhile, down at Ducati you can shoot photos of anything.

If he does go to Yamaha next year then this is the year.

'God I love that man.'

Look! I have to wear a holster now to hold up my giant balls!

How to stop a car in Spain ...

In real life, his eyes are a cross between those of Richard Ramirez and an at-trial Charles Manson. It's almost, almost, the Lawson Death Glare (TM).

The temp is now set at 178 degrees! The furnace is gonna explode!